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Tuesday, 9 August 2016

Photos of 17 Things That Girls With Big Butts Will Think Are Fake


1. Being able to squeeze through tight spaces like you’re a fucking superhero.

Being able to squeeze through tight spaces like you're a fucking superhero.
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If we were running away from a bad guy and had to squeeze through two walls in an alley, we would be really fucked.

2. Not getting wedgies from every piece of clothing known to man.

Not getting wedgies from every piece of clothing known to man.
R.I.P. underwear, shorts, dresses, pants — all eaten by the force of our cracks.

3. Being able to wear things without them ripping on your gigantic bottom.

Being able to wear things without them ripping on your gigantic bottom.

4. Never experiencing the true awkwardness of clothes exploding on your body in public.

“I LOOK SO FLY, OH WAIT.”

5. Wearing a bodycon dress that doesn’t constantly shimmy its way up your thighs like that’s its job.

Wearing a bodycon dress that doesn't constantly shimmy its way up your thighs like that's its job.
Ron Chapple Stock / Getty Images
*spends entire night anxiously pulling down on dress*

6. Finding a pair of well-fitting of jeans.

Finding a pair of well-fitting of jeans.
So…they fit? They go over your butt? But aren’t too big on your waist? And feel right on your thighs? IMPOSSIBLE!!!

7. And putting on a pair of jeans in no time.

And putting on a pair of jeans in no time.
You know, without sweating like you’re competing in the Olympics or something.

8. Being able to quickly get out of chairs without taking the whole damn thing with you.

Being able to quickly get out of chairs without taking the whole damn thing with you.
And what do you mean you can share seats with friends?

9. Not knocking things over/running into actual people on a daily basis.

Not knocking things over/running into actual people on a daily basis.
“Oh sorry, it kind of just does that.”

10. Wearing a pair of low-riding jeans that doesn’t expose the world to the Mariana Trench, aka your buttcrack.

Wearing a pair of low-riding jeans that doesn't expose the world to the Mariana Trench, aka your buttcrack.

11. And being able to lean over without holding onto your bottoms for dear life.

17 Things That Girls With Big Butts Will Think Are Fake
MGM

12. Not leaving a visible mark wherever you sit.

Not leaving a visible mark wherever you sit.
Dat swamp ass doe.

13. Not having to buy a bottom size 3000 times bigger than your top.

Not having to buy a bottom size 3000 times bigger than your top.

14. Wearing short shorts without spilling out of them.

Wearing short shorts without spilling out of them.

15. People not constantly pointing out that yes, you do have a large ass.

People not constantly pointing out that yes, you do have a large ass.
SNL / Via reactiongifs.com
You mean, people don’t scream, “You got a DONK” at you?

16. And people not having the urge to say to you, “Baby got back,” “back that ass up,” or “you know what to do with that big fat butt.”

17 Things That Girls With Big Butts Will Think Are Fake

17. And finally, wearing leggings without showing off what you’ve got going on underneath.

And finally, wearing leggings without showing off what you've got going on underneath.
What sorcery.

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